My dearest Shosh and Jaialai:
Per the latest research, high fructose corn syrup interferes with brain function. This is but another item on the long lists of things that make high fructose corn syrup bad for you. This is why I don’t have soda at home, and don’t let you drink soda often. I want you to stay away from the stuff even if I’m not there.
All my love, always,